Library & Tool Room

Shhhh!

You are in our Library & Tool Room. At this moment remove your hard hat and place it under your chair.

If you are caught with it on you will be escorted away.

If you are caught kicking it around under your table you will be escorted away.

If we see it on your table you will be escorted away.

Otherwise, you are permitted to use all the tools you need in our Library & Tool Room for your continued training at The Conservative Foundry.

Treat your time here with respect and please show respect to others. No food or beverages are allowed in our Library & Tool Room and no chewing gum.

This is the only room at The Conservative Foundry where we become benevolent dictators and function under strict union rules.

Whether or not you agree, you must experience what a state-run government under a communist regime would be like in your day-to-day life once you are stripped of your liberty.

You have no choice but to obey these rules. They will be enforced. If you do not obey them you will be escorted away to face the wrath of the state-selected librarian in her lair. Just click here  and you’ll see why.

Under President Obama’s orders we are forced to hire her and suspend your bonuses to pay her CEO salary.

We are ordered to directly deposit her pay into a secret bank account that we are not permitted to disclose by way of the President’s Executive Order, so her salary cannot, will not nor will ever be made available to the public.

She will be here as long as President Obama determines how long he will need her as his "fall guy" Czar for Obamacare where he will dictate every aspect of our lives. Her role is to take the heat for thousands of people who will inevitably be sent home to die under the plan’s Drug and Medical Rationing provision.

Do not, we repeat, do not attempt to take advantage of her ten-minute mandatory coffee breaks four times an hour either. Even though the union prohibits her to work during these breaks, she knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!

Add to our Library & Tool Room

If you have something you would like for us to stock in our Library & Tool Room so that you have it at your fingertips for future reference, just contact us.

We will continue to stock our Library & Tool Room every day, so check it out often in case you did not find something you needed during a previous visit.

Our Library & Tool Room is a great place to visit if you need a quick reference while at work defending our mission in our 24/7 Engine Room against the assault on capitalism.

In fact, every room at The Conservative Foundry is right at your fingertips when you need additional tools whether you’re in the 24/7 Engine Room fighting to preserve our great traditional values, or anywhere else.

The Conservative Foundry never closes. We are available 24/7 for your research and reference needs as part of our on-the-job training and support. So, make yourself at home, if possible, and remember, Shhhh!

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